Posted by: Land her poof-, tan-, and house music-loving self
Alright, legalistas. If you have been habitually indulging in Thursday nights on MTV, getting your fix of guys with orange skin, spiky hair, and big muscles, or your find yourself wondering where you can find your very own juice-head, short of heading into Ed Hardy on Newbury, you will be pleased to know that you do not need to map out the quickest route over the GW and into the Garden State, but to just keep your cute butt seated and take a look around your classroom.
I know, you're probably going, "Whoa, whoa, whoa-- my classroom?"
Yup.
Your classroom.
Why? Because Vinny from the hit MTV show "The Jersey Shore" actually took the LSAT and had considered going to law school. Granted, he could use a little more GTL-time to get full on guid, but he's mostly there.
So, here's my logic: if Vinny took the LSAT and chose to attend law school, some chic in Rutgers or Seton Hall could very well, at this moment, be learning choice of venue/quasi-contracts/Glannon's words of wisdom with that cute lil Momma's Boy. There must be more that did not get drafted to spend 27 days in the Armpit of America and who actually had to, you know, make something of themselves the good old-fashioned hard way.
So, for the rest of us, here are some things to help you get started picking out the maybe-guids in your classroom:
Fresh to Death: (saying borrowed from Pauly D) fresh shoes, fresh haircut (or lineup), fresh clothes. You know, "gotta keep things fresh."
Tanned skin: It's winter in New England, at least here. The sun does not like to come out very often. If you see a hottie who looks like he just stepped off the plane from Miami, take a second guess, and figure it was probably bi-weekly sessions of 12 minutes in a super bed.
Hair gel: Maybe not a full on blow-out, because, well, that would just be too easy to spot. He definitely takes care in his appearance. See, "Fresh to Death," above.
Flash: Maybe he has tats, earrings, a big watch, or designer sunglasses. All four? Even better.
Social status: Not only is he out Thursdays, but full on the weekends too. Lesson: Get your ass to the bars and find them. A little hangover on Sunday is just a small price to pay. Get some Vitamin Water - Lemonade flavor and be like Snooki and stay in bed until 1:00 p.m.
Read the full article from "Above the Law"
here.
Fist pump.