Stattes and Estattes
We have all experienced Stattes also known as Student Attention Seekers.
The stattes are usually in the halls, caf, or the classroom. You can spot them easily-- mainly because the stattes are hoping to draw your attention-- they are the ones that either talk obnoxiously loud or make ridiculous comments all within hearing distances.
In some instances, the Stattes have drama following them-- after all, drama means more gossip, more gossip means being talked about, and being talked about means attention. It all comes back to that one thing: Attention.
As with every general case of an attention seeker there are extreme student attention seekers or otherwise known as Estattes. Think stattes. Now multiply those attention seeking tatics by 10 and you now have Estattes.
If you don't like the drama, you might want to stay away from both Stattes and Estattes or they will just suck you in their little all-about-me worlds where you are to stay in the shadows away from the light.
Showing posts with label The Usual Suspects. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Usual Suspects. Show all posts
Friday, October 9, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The Enthusiast
You will be able to identify "The Enthusiast" by the their high energy level and their dedication for volunteering.
"The Enthusiast" is constantly raising his/her hand to volunteer and when he/she is finally called on you are taken aback by the answer.
Not that the answer is good or bad but that the energy level makes you whisper "Woooaaa calm down there, killer."
When you experience "The Enthusiast," you just need to shake your head and be thankful that everyone in the room isn't thinking "O.M.G." about you.
You will be able to identify "The Enthusiast" by the their high energy level and their dedication for volunteering.
"The Enthusiast" is constantly raising his/her hand to volunteer and when he/she is finally called on you are taken aback by the answer.
Not that the answer is good or bad but that the energy level makes you whisper "Woooaaa calm down there, killer."
When you experience "The Enthusiast," you just need to shake your head and be thankful that everyone in the room isn't thinking "O.M.G." about you.
Monday, September 21, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The Drainer
This person does not have to be in your class, necessarily, but is someone who drains the energy right from you when ever you come in contact with them.
If you are generally in a positive, upbeat mood or you are not one to be tired while at school: beware.
Sure enough, when you least expect it, you'll run into this person and oddly enough your mood begins to shift. You become tired and start to feel run down. You leave the lecture/discussion/conversation wondering what happened-- you were in a completely different mood before you started talking to this person and all of sudden everything has turned around!
Well, take note! You have just been drained by the "Drainer." Once the "Drainer" starts talking, he/she seems to absorb all the precious energy you once had right away from you and you are pretty much done until you can pump yourself back up again!
Best advice: try to stay away from the "Drainer" to the best that you can. He/she will continue to lower your energy levels and it will only sour your mood. And, you definitely do not want that as you are working hard at aspiring to be a legalista or an up-and-coming corporette.
This person does not have to be in your class, necessarily, but is someone who drains the energy right from you when ever you come in contact with them.
If you are generally in a positive, upbeat mood or you are not one to be tired while at school: beware.
Sure enough, when you least expect it, you'll run into this person and oddly enough your mood begins to shift. You become tired and start to feel run down. You leave the lecture/discussion/conversation wondering what happened-- you were in a completely different mood before you started talking to this person and all of sudden everything has turned around!
Well, take note! You have just been drained by the "Drainer." Once the "Drainer" starts talking, he/she seems to absorb all the precious energy you once had right away from you and you are pretty much done until you can pump yourself back up again!
Some key things to notice when spotting the "Drainer" are described below.
- Often times he/she will have a slow, monotone voice;
- A reiteration of stories that can easily be conveyed in a few sentences takes up 5-10 minutes of your time; or
- You have already nicknamed her "Debbie Downer"; or
- You find yourself constantly yawning through the lecture/discussion/conversation.
- Feeling completely tired and/or zombie-like post-"Drainer" session;
- Looking at your watch or for the nearest clock and wishing there was some way you could get those ten (or fifty!) minutes of your life back; or
- Reliving those lectures/discussions/conversations when you're faced with a bought of insomnia. Instant snooze-time.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
The Usual Suspects
"The Sandman"
"The Sandman" is the student (male or female) who tends to doze off in class.
Many times you will catch him/her nodding off, categorized by the classic "head bob" followed by the "head drop," only this drop makes them suddenly realize that they almost fell asleep. Then, they shake their head back and forth really quick, as if in agreement with the class discussion, and try to look more alert.
Unfortunately, in another 20 minutes they do the same thing over again!
Sure, at times you may feel sleepy and count down the minutes until class is over (especially after a long day at work!) but, do not become "The Sandman."
"The Sandman" is the student (male or female) who tends to doze off in class.
Many times you will catch him/her nodding off, categorized by the classic "head bob" followed by the "head drop," only this drop makes them suddenly realize that they almost fell asleep. Then, they shake their head back and forth really quick, as if in agreement with the class discussion, and try to look more alert.
Unfortunately, in another 20 minutes they do the same thing over again!
Sure, at times you may feel sleepy and count down the minutes until class is over (especially after a long day at work!) but, do not become "The Sandman."
Also, take note: If other classmates are noticing you doze off, the professor likely has too and trust B & L: you don't want that because you may likely be put on the "Call On List" as punishment!
Instead of trying to catch microseconds of sleep during lecture, try eating an apple for a natural energy boost, or, you can always go the caffeine route, because, let's face it-- there are plenty of Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks around school!
Instead of trying to catch microseconds of sleep during lecture, try eating an apple for a natural energy boost, or, you can always go the caffeine route, because, let's face it-- there are plenty of Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks around school!
Friday, August 7, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The "Facebook Friend-er"
This person will likely not speak to you before, during, or after class, but they certainly will "friend" you on Facebook, or whatever social networking site is "hot" at the moment. Their non-communication with you does not end once you select to "add" or "confirm" the virtual friendship, rather the silence is still present. Awkward.
This situation happened to B & L during their first week of 1L. They were sitting in the classroom, likely gossiping about the latest celeb hookup/breakup/scandal, when a guy in front of them turned around and verbally asked to be Facebook friends with the duo.
Probably thinking the same thing, exchanged in a "uh, we don't even know you" glance, they politely declined, insisting that they both do not use Facebook "hardly ever," and insisted that the requester would just probably judge them. Note: B & L are the judgers.
(And, we did just receive a lecture from one of the Dean's regarding that we were not of the "Facebook generation" anymore, but instead more of the "LinkedIn" crowd. A piece of advice neither have yet to follow.)
This request was successfully averted. However, it did not put an end to other silent-to-your-face classmate requests. (I guess we're good enough to be virtual friends, but it would kill you to offer a "hello" when we pass in the hallway before class?)
Thank goodness for "Limited Profile!"
Exception: When Facebook becomes a topic of conversation with some cuties remember to Facebook friend said cuties otherwise it will look bad! Note: You actually had a good conversation before bringing up Facebook. Be Smooth.
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The Hotties
While law school may have many similarities to the 8th grade, there are definitely more attractive men then there were in middle school, which can be both positive and negative.
On the positive side: when the lecture gets boring, or if you are single, there is scenery for you to look at!
When there is a positive there is usually a negative, and on the negative side: there is scenery for you to look at and it can become a distraction from that lecture you are paying money to listen to.
Usually, The Hotties will catch your attention the first class. There can also be a couple "surprise hotties" that you experience as class continues, trust B has definitely experienced the surprise hotties. There are also the "diamond in the rough hottie." Those are the guys that you don't really notice at first, but that one class you do you are so thankful you came that day.
So while you sit in that class trying to pay attention remember to enjoy a moment or two1 to look around and enjoy all the hotties in your class but don't let yourself become too distracted!2
Enjoy!
1. Or in B & L cases, ten or fifteen moments!2. They just look so cute in their suits!!
While law school may have many similarities to the 8th grade, there are definitely more attractive men then there were in middle school, which can be both positive and negative.
On the positive side: when the lecture gets boring, or if you are single, there is scenery for you to look at!
When there is a positive there is usually a negative, and on the negative side: there is scenery for you to look at and it can become a distraction from that lecture you are paying money to listen to.
Usually, The Hotties will catch your attention the first class. There can also be a couple "surprise hotties" that you experience as class continues, trust B has definitely experienced the surprise hotties. There are also the "diamond in the rough hottie." Those are the guys that you don't really notice at first, but that one class you do you are so thankful you came that day.
So while you sit in that class trying to pay attention remember to enjoy a moment or two1 to look around and enjoy all the hotties in your class but don't let yourself become too distracted!2
Enjoy!
1. Or in B & L cases, ten or fifteen moments!
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
The Usual Suspects
Update: B & L had to search for new seats today because The Webstalker stole our usual spot. Obv. The Webstalker, in his online activities, did not migrate on over to "Counsel Confidential" today to learn. Ugh.
The Usual Suspects
The Webstalker
Stadium style seating makes pinpointing The Webstalker much easier, but so much harder to ignore him/her. You will tend to find The Webstalker following the happenings of others on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, LinkedIn, and any (and all!) other social networking websites. Sometimes you may even find the webstalker on Google Maps - taking the lurking up to a whole new level - looking up addresses, and zooming in on houses.1
While The Webstalker is doing this, you cannot help but keep your eyes glued to whatever he/she is doing and wondering who the webstalker will look up next.
If you sit in the back (like B & L) be careful! The Webstalkers will tend to migrate to the back of the classroom, just in case the professor likes to wander around the classroom to discover why a student's face is glued to the computer screen, that way the webstalker won't get caught, but be forewarned: you might be out of a seat!2
1. Yea. We totally caught you, creeper!
2. Now B & L have to hurry to class to claim their seats!!
Stadium style seating makes pinpointing The Webstalker much easier, but so much harder to ignore him/her. You will tend to find The Webstalker following the happenings of others on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, LinkedIn, and any (and all!) other social networking websites. Sometimes you may even find the webstalker on Google Maps - taking the lurking up to a whole new level - looking up addresses, and zooming in on houses.1
While The Webstalker is doing this, you cannot help but keep your eyes glued to whatever he/she is doing and wondering who the webstalker will look up next.
If you sit in the back (like B & L) be careful! The Webstalkers will tend to migrate to the back of the classroom, just in case the professor likes to wander around the classroom to discover why a student's face is glued to the computer screen, that way the webstalker won't get caught, but be forewarned: you might be out of a seat!2
1. Yea. We totally caught you, creeper!
2. Now B & L have to hurry to class to claim their seats!!
Tuesday, July 7, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The Absentee
1. Possibly competing with "The Questionable Questionnaire."
2. We said we were back in the 8th grade with backpacks, lockers, and yes, even name-tags!
The first week or so of classes, the lecture hall is full and everyone claims a seat. (Some professors even recommend that you keep the seat you sit in the first day, helping him/her to remember who's who and take an ariel view of attendees. And, we're creatures of habit.) You, a student, also become accustomed to where people sit and can easily notice when someone is absent.
You will spot "The Absentee" by the third or fourth class because he/she has already missed two of them.
When he/she is there, they make sure to over-volunteer, making sure the Professor knows his/her name.1 Usually, "The Absentee" is right on point, too.
However, the absence of "The Absentee" is probably not a good idea when the Professor passes around a sign in sheet to keep a roster, and his secretary has made everyone name-tags.2
This is a personal shout-out to you, ZB! B & L better see you in class tonight! heh heh heh
1. Possibly competing with "The Questionable Questionnaire."
2. We said we were back in the 8th grade with backpacks, lockers, and yes, even name-tags!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
The Usual Suspects
The Questionable Questionnaire
We have all heard the saying, "there is never a dumb question." Many of us have been told to ask as many questions as necessary, as you need to understand the topic, because "for every one person asking a question, there are likely ten others wondering the same thing."
However, in a class of one hundred plus students, one person usually takes these pieces of advice overboard and asks the most ridiculous questions on just about every topic you will cover in class.1
Now, granted, some of the questions are good topics for a classroom discussion; however, the majority of them should be asked during a scheduled office hours meeting with the professor.
1. Subjecting everyone else to tuning out the lecture and sporting glaring eye rolls his/her way.
We have all heard the saying, "there is never a dumb question." Many of us have been told to ask as many questions as necessary, as you need to understand the topic, because "for every one person asking a question, there are likely ten others wondering the same thing."
However, in a class of one hundred plus students, one person usually takes these pieces of advice overboard and asks the most ridiculous questions on just about every topic you will cover in class.1
Now, granted, some of the questions are good topics for a classroom discussion; however, the majority of them should be asked during a scheduled office hours meeting with the professor.
So, when you experience the Questionable Questionnaire during a lecture (and P.S. the suspect will most likely be noticeable the first class you have!!) be prepared and don't say B & L didn't warn you!
1. Subjecting everyone else to tuning out the lecture and sporting glaring eye rolls his/her way.
