Water Cooler

Posted by: B

I had to make a phone call at work. I knew the number so there was no need to double check.

I dialed, assuming I knew where the numbers were located on the phone, I did not pay attention to the numbers I pressed.

After a couple of rings, I heard a recording about...

SEX!!

Ummm...what?!

I accidentally called a sex hotline!!

I got so freaked out - I was at work! - I hung up immediately, started to blush (obvs - it's not that hard to make me blush) and started to laugh hysterically.

Everyone was looking at me (obnoxious laughter in a quiet office tends to create a scene), so I did what every good employee does and told my co-workers about my embarrassing phone call.

Luckily when my manager and boss found out about this little snafu they made fun of me.