Sunday, June 28, 2009

Rest In Peace

3 a.m. infomercials will never be the same without Billy Mays, TV's infamous, bearded middle-aged man YELLING at you to buy some household gadget. Followed by, of course, flashing you his trademark thumbs up.1

Question: Who will step up and take his place now?2, 3 And, what ever happened to Ron "Set it, and FORGET IT!" Popeil??



1. And a sigh of relief that they just cut to commercial because your ears may or may not be bleeding.
2. L would like to see the "Domestic Diva," herself, Niecy Nash, from Style Channel's "Clean House" tell us about some "foolishness" that we're doing and correct it with her sassiness, complete with a coordinating flower in her hair. Yea, girl!
3. The ShamWOW guy is no longer a reputible source for such magical inventions, as he may or may not still be in jail. Fail.

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