Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Hot Mess or Fashion Success?

Dear Mr. Blahnik:

This is why Carrie is not prancing around the streets of New York City in your kicks this year, but is, instead, sporting sky-high Louboutins.


I must ask you, "Really?? What were you thinking?"

I'm all for "blue" for Resort 2010...but denim pumps??

You might as well suggest that the Canadian Tuxedo is chic. (It is not chic, readers! Never, I repeat, NEVER match denim and denim.)

Your rhinestone detail has not made up for the fact that you put denim...denim! on a shoe. Pleated denim.

I am looking at you with disgust, Mr. Blahnik.

Sincerely,
L


(And, no, readers. This is not a special Manolo crafted for KMart, or even H&M, like Jimmy Choo and his PVC-version shoes. This is a Neiman's find. A Neiman's find retailing at $715.00. The feeling it gives you in the pit of your stomach, like you know something terrible just happened, is why it is online-only.)


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