The Usual Suspects

Stattes and Estattes

We have all experienced Stattes also known as Student Attention Seekers.

The stattes are usually in the halls, caf, or the classroom. You can spot them easily-- mainly because the stattes are hoping to draw your attention-- they are the ones that either talk obnoxiously loud or make ridiculous comments all within hearing distances.

In some instances, the Stattes have drama following them-- after all, drama means more gossip, more gossip means being talked about, and being talked about means attention. It all comes back to that one thing: Attention.

As with every general case of an attention seeker there are extreme student attention seekers or otherwise known as Estattes. Think stattes. Now multiply those attention seeking tatics by 10 and you now have Estattes.

If you don't like the drama, you might want to stay away from both Stattes and Estattes or they will just suck you in their little all-about-me worlds where you are to stay in the shadows away from the light.