The Webstalker
Stadium style seating makes pinpointing The Webstalker much easier, but so much harder to ignore him/her. You will tend to find The Webstalker following the happenings of others on Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, LinkedIn, and any (and all!) other social networking websites. Sometimes you may even find the webstalker on Google Maps - taking the lurking up to a whole new level - looking up addresses, and zooming in on houses.1
While The Webstalker is doing this, you cannot help but keep your eyes glued to whatever he/she is doing and wondering who the webstalker will look up next.
If you sit in the back (like B & L) be careful! The Webstalkers will tend to migrate to the back of the classroom, just in case the professor likes to wander around the classroom to discover why a student's face is glued to the computer screen, that way the webstalker won't get caught, but be forewarned: you might be out of a seat!2
1. Yea. We totally caught you, creeper!
2. Now B & L have to hurry to class to claim their seats!!
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