Logging onto Facebook and getting a homepage full of Twitter updates from someone you only went to high school with: "Hates It!"
Yup. Every single time L logs in to get going on a little something she like to call "procrastination" and "daily webstalking," she get an eyefull of so-and-so's daily activities, imported from his Twitter account.
As she's feeling rather sassy as the end of the summer semester nears, and felt it was best to let her feelings out in writing. So she posted this little ditty to his wall:
Dear [Twitter'ed],
I think I know more about you now (via your hourly twitter updates) than I did in high school.
Thanks for letting all 737 of your friends keep a tab on you every time we log into FBook.
I hope your internet is up and working (?or do I...? ha ha) and good luck with all your meetings and dance offs, you busy boy.
Best,
L
Glad he saw the humor, and posted this back!
Dear L,
We here at [His Real First & Last Name] are always glad to read your valued feedback, and are happy that you find your service so useful.
In the event of an internet outage, our backup systems will surely post information about it. The data rate may be considerably lower, but we will continue our mission to record daily mundane activities.
Thanks for your patronage!
Update: The Twitter updates have not stopped! L suggested he start to post to MyLifeIsAverage.com.
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