Loves It, Hates It

The thought of Jon Gosselin working with Christian Audigier: "Hates It!"

While L was certainly glad that the trash mags took a break from reporting on the Gosselin family breakdown¹, covering the dramz behind MJ's death, Gisele's (unconfirmed) baby bump, J.Simpson's breakup (ugh!), she is not pleased to read the reports of Jon Gosselin working with gaudy t-shirt designer Christian Audigier for a new children's clothing line.

Photo courtesy of DonEdHardy.com.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love Christian Audigier as much as the orange-skinned, Sonic the Hedgehog style blowout sporting Guido next to me, but why would he think this is a good idea?²

He's gifted the Gosselin family other Ed Hardy merchandise, but Jon is the only one that has been photographed wearing it. And that was only recently, noted in his NY apartment search at the Trump Towers. Maybe this is because Jon clearly had no style during the Jon and Kate episodes, not even "cubicle chic!"

What makes Jon Gosselin so appealing that Mr. Audigier would want his help in starting a child-friendly clothing line? The fact that Jon is having a "mid-life crisis" at 32? Or maybe it was the fact that his face was plastered all over US Weekly, Star, etc. for how many weeks straight?

Ugh, he looks like such a phoney DBag. (I just want to rip those plastic sunglasses off his douchey face and remind him that he has EIGHT children to take care of!)

And "dating" a 22 year-old ex-convict? Sounds like a huge publicity stunt³...but enough of my ramblings: I'm off to WalMart to go pick up some Ed Hardy school supplies.⁴

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1. "Doing everything for the children," my ass! You're both greedy!

2. Has Crystal Rock even taken off? Definitely not around New England or the Tri-State.

3. They were photographed holding hands. No other PDA? Hmmmm.

4. I hear all the DBags in training have them!