Friday, September 25, 2009

Workplace Do's and Don'ts

Don't: Drive like an asshole through the parking garage!

We've been there. We know the feeling. It's Friday, 5:00 p.m., and you have had one hell of a long week. You are so ready to be on your way home and onto the weekend! You've got the bass and volume up in your car1 and in three minutes you'll be on the expressway h.o.m.e. -- but, please(!) resist the urge to slam on the gas peddle as you whip around the garage.

What is this? Fast and the Furious 6? No, Vin Diesel.2

Driving like an ass through the garage will not bring you to your casa or favorite watering hole in any significant amount of time to make it "worth it." Calm down.

We all want to get out of there, but remember: there are other people that didn't get to sneak away from their offices and cubes three minutes early like you did and are walking through the garage to get to their cars! Please be considerate!

This also applies to the parking garage after class gets out for the evening students!



1. Blasting B.Spears, again??
2. And, uh, especially not in your 4-door Camry, sir. What would the Mrs. think?! And, Vin? Enough already. How many times are you going to make the same movie??

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